disney should just have a whole week dedicated to showing old shows like thats so raven etc i bet they would get like a 900% ratings boost bc nobody wants to watch a show called ant farm or whatever
ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants
“sir that is a 2 month old baby”
future kids: mom, what was 2013 like??
me: ahhh, the year of luigi……
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
what the fuck this bird just flew into our house so i like went over to let it out and it didn’t budge or anything it let me pick it up and stuff.
a either your spirit animal has arrived or b you are a disney princess.
"dude why is your skyrim character a khajiit girl? you wanna fuck a cat?"
"the REAL question is, why is your character a human dude? you wanna fuck a human dude? youre gay? dude youre gay? full on gay? you like boys?"
I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet
facebook needs to chill so much